whtdragon's Joke Weapons (now with regular weapons too!)

so I wanted to do something for april fool's but I didn't really have anything clever in mind - 3 -; 'cause I've been busy fixing stuff n' whatnots, so I decided I'd release some weapons I've worked on before /o w o/~


Edit: I am now adding more weapons! jokes and otherwise! I realized that there's probably a lot of middle ground weapons a lot of people would like to throw in just for varieties. ones that aren't necessarily end game equipment but still interesting or fun to have or look at none the less, so I'll be playing around with stuff like that a lot too.

Terms:

• As these are (mostly) edits of MV's sprites, you will need a legal copy of RPG maker MV, otherwise~~
• Credit is appreciated, but not required.
• They are free to use for commercial or non commercial.
• You are free to edit, change, recolor, re-edit, remix, maim, mangle, add on, divide, and conquer to your heart's content. I don't even mind if you re-upload them elsewhere as it would only mean more people get access to them and that is A-OK in my books

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Joke weapons






random forks, spoons, sticks and even a... tentacle whip?

more stick weapons:


candy weapons inspired from candy-land things and such~

Icecream:


more toy weapons


toy guns/water guns



Non-Joke Weapons unorganized, full weapon type sheets.
includes: hammer,flails, wands, staffs, magic books, bows, lances, bo staves, axes and scythes


Themed sets themed weapon sets, a little of everything
includes: gemstone weapons, red forged, bone weapons and stone weapons


Floating weapons something new I whipped up! Special weapons that float beside the character. Probably best used with a different animation outside of the default attack animations. the item use or magic casting animation will probably work or you can try one of the custom battle animations I've made
Space/Futuristic weapons because there's a distinct lack of space guns and Phantasy Star-styled weapons.






Edits:
August 30th; added more weapons!
November 10th added more weapons!
May 25th; fixed the green background and added new weapons!
October 30th: added more weapons!
September,16th, more weapons~

These are very nice! You don't think you could make icons out of these? I mean, if it's not a problem for you. :)

These are AWESOME! Happy National Bread Day day Whtdragon!

you know, I almost did but then I was like "naaaah no one wants icons from these!"

Wait dead fishes AREN'T weapons? No wonder my party members keep giving me looks when I pull it out.

fish best weapon.

Fish is pretty serious weapon

These. Are. Perfection!! HAHA!! :)

Well, clearly I needed that fish weapon.  :wub:


I love these! 

I wish National Bread Day was a month long so we could get more because those are awesome. Thank you. Really hoping you decide to do more of them.

didn't expect folks to jump on the joke weapons so fast - w -;;; so I made a few more including the "magic for dummies"


I would make more but I kind of had a hard time thinking up a lot of things and have been kind of drained today.



Side note: I fully expect at least one of you to have an instance where the characters are thrown into a dungeon/jail for something, with all their items taken away. After a daring escape, the heroes find their way into a supply closet where they are forced to wear makeshift armor and defend themselves with tools until they find their stuff.

I needed that farmers pitchfork. :)

So are frying pans.





... did that always have an egg on it?

I really liked it!


Nice for a fun game :D

Joke weapons or no... that fish and frying pan <3 <3 <3

I was i need of a mop, Yoyo and a cat paw as a weapon.


Will probably use some of the other weapon animations as well.


Thanks a lot!

How is a kitchen knife considered a joke weapon?!

Yeah! Knifes are not a joke kid!

Well, maybe if it was a dull knife.

` More joke weapon ideas:


~ A thrown egg? Fresh chicken or monster egg would be lovely! 


~ Simple stick with a leaf on the side, or a huge trunk?


~ Mushroom top as boomerang? 


~ ...and lastly a snake as a whip?  :D