wallacethepig

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  1. EvilEagles
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    Tomb Raider - wallacethepig​
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  2. wallacethepig
    #2 Source
    (1) Introduction

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    "The brave adventurer, armed only with the contents of his pack and a torch, delved into the unknown depths of the cave. Who knows what horrible monsters, exotic artifacts, and heinous traps await him?"

    [Thought it'd be fun to kick off with a typical Indiana Jonesey dungeon delve. Here's to 99 more!]
  3. Kes
    #3 Source
    Great start!  Yeah, I'm in the same boat.  99 to go!
  4. Alkorri
    #4 Source
    I'm surprised, wallacethepig. I was expecting a story ;D It would be nice to see the adventurer coloured too, but nice yawning cave.
  5. wallacethepig
    #5 Source
    (2) Complicated

    Spoiler
    Joe wasn't too bright, but he was good at killing stuff. Sam wasn't too good at killing stuff, but he was good at reading ancient scrolls. Joe learned a valuable lesson today: while killing stuff is a valuable skill in a dungeon full of stuff to kill, letting your friend who you brought along to read things for you get killed is not a valuable skill. Next time Joe picks friends, he'll pick friends who carry things to bash with instead of books and pointy sticks and hats.

    [Note: The classic tale of a dungeon delve where there are things just as important as fighting. Joe, of course, realizes this a little too late (but then again, Joe realizes everything a little too late), and suffers for it.]
    -Wallace
  6. Kes
    #6 Source
    Very good!
  7. Paladin-Cleric of Awesome
    #7 Source
    lol. funny!