I'm not Ralph!!!!

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  1. Dalph
    #1 Source
    Who am I.

    Hello cutie pies, my name is Ralph Dalph.
    IRL I'm a 26y 96y old Italian Guy Dark Lord who plans to make games with RM destroy the world.
    I used to be Ralph once but I got tired of saving damsels, doing housework and participating in script demos.
    Falling to the dark side helped me to become Ralph's total opposite in basically everything and so his negative counterpart too.

    I have a crush for Ulrika and I have a pet here called Omega Weapon (Laura) who does all the dirty job for me, mainly because I'm too lazy always busy.
    I created a Dark Army in this place, a dark army full of "evil" people just like me,..this whole thing is just a pathetic and silly attempt to socialize with people more destroy the world.
    My current avatar doesn't really resemble my usual fashion style, in truth I look more like this:
     

     
    The purpose of my wild west look is to advertize mlogan's awesome game "The Showdown", who is currently in development.

    For some weird and unexplained reason I'm the person with more profile views on this website (over 30.000) and I still cannot understand if I have a secret stalker fanboy\fangirl or just a buggy profile. (???)
     
    What I did and what I do here.

    Spoiler
    I was an insane mighty bear puncher alongside Slenderman AstoXx, we both used to "Punch Bears" for countless hours mainly to relieve our stress(?). After a long and exciting soap opera unbearable conflict with him our bromance rivalry ended up in a draw, so in the best way possible.
    Right now I like to hang out with dragons a lot, maybe I'm a dragonsexual in truth, I'm not even sure...Some dragons I know:
    Slydragon Scythuz, Eggternal Dreggon marimo, Green Eyes Blonde Dragon Lalph Caz

    There's also another special friend but I can't really pronunce her name, because if someone dares to mention her name then the tears of the players will be shed for sure.

    I often mock nio kasgami, troll with zachfoss using memes in Status Updates, make bad puns with Scythuz, play a lot of RM games and report bugs\errors, adding support bars in my large ass signature in the meantime.

    I easily give likes to the likeable, mostly to palladinthug here, because that guy is totally awesome and a valuable member of this community like many others.

    -

    What I can offer to rpgmakerweb:
     

    Brotherly Love (with Ralph):

    http://postimg.org/image/mw6x1svs5/

    Poetry (with Lalph):
    http://postimg.org/image/f7zk9m161/

    Awful Awesome TEA puns (with the Slydragon):

    http://postimg.org/image/snalbv1n3/

    Puns in the Online Users List:

    http://postimg.org/image/z00mvvu25/
     
    What I think of this place
    Spoiler
    Oh gosh where to start, rpgmakerweb is such an amazing place and a wonderful community, it's like a 2nd home to me, there are a lot of cool\friendly\helpful people here.Don't ask me to mention everyone now because I'm terrible with names and I have a really really bad memory...ahahah
     
    RM and the Future
    Spoiler
    I started with the trial of VX and then I brought the awesome ACE...so yes I'm a newbie, I don't have a lot of knowledge regarding the old and classic tools.
    I'm neither an artist or a scripter right now but I still manage to get the job done in some way (call me a Jack of All if you want), I can edit graphic\scripts and I'm decent with mapping and character design.
    Playing a lot of RM games helped me to improve with the tool (and apparently helped the developers too, since I like to give feedback to them).I plan to become a scripter in future and make a few games too.
    If you're insane enough and you read all this papyrus scroll then you pleased the Dark Lord!I hope I'll be able to stay in this awesome place for a long time, and continue to make friends corrupt more people for my Dark Army.

    That's all!

    *After the large-crappy and terribly late introduction Dalph bows*

    I didn't take *DesperateMeasurez to write all of this, not at all.
  2. Dev01
    #2 Source
    Hello and nice to meet you, Ralph  Dalph. May you achieve success with the games you make. All the best!
  3. Alexander Amnell
    #3 Source
    Welcome to... The introductions/farewell section of the forum; Dalph.
  4. Ms Littlefish
    #4 Source
    Hi, Dalph! Sometimes I wonder if the profiles are buggy, too. Because who would look me up over 1000 times? 

    Really, you've only been here for 10 months? I always figured it would be more because everyone knows who you are! (And I also never introduced myself.)
  5. Kes
    #5 Source
    You must be the best known "introducee" (if there is such a word) in the history of the site.  But let us keep up with tradition and say: "Welcome to the forum".
  6. orochii
    #6 Source
    Haven't you been here since, like, one hundred years ago?
  7. Scythuz
    #7 Source
    I'm gonna pretend I've never met you before, that I'm not in your introduction at all and that I'm not being goaded into doing this and say "Welcome to the forums Dalph!"
  8. nio kasgami
    #8 Source
    haha buggy profil xD!

    and often mucking nio Kasgami xD it is not often anymore is become a tradition to muck me xD! 

    but a pretty big information ;w;! 

    so rewelcome to the forum dalphy­~
  9. Dalph
    #9 Source
    @Dev01:

    Thanks a lot man! ;)

    @Alexander Amnell:

    Oh yes, thanks Alex...I've never been here I think(?), so it's a whole new world waiting to be explored for me.

    @Ms Littlefish:

    Hi Ms Littlefish! It's a possibility yes, because I cannot really explain why I have so many Profile Views.

    Yes I've been here for only 10 months and you're still in time to introduce yourself (look at me, it's never too late to do something...ahah).

    @ksjp17:

    Man, I'm flattered...thanks a lot, but I guess I'll win the price for the most silly introduction of the site.

    @muramasa:

    How do you know it? :o

    Yes, I'll be honest...I exist from before the creation of the website itself unlike all the other people.

    @Scythuz:

    Thanks man! I have no idea of who you are but just thanks! :D :D :D

    @nio kasgami:

    Thanks boy and yes, everyone wants to mock you here (it's fun!) and you can bear it!
  10. cabfe
    #10 Source
    *Nudging a neighbor*

    - What's this guy's name again? I think I know him from somewhere.

    - Hey, it's THE Dalph!

    - You mean, *this* Dalph?

    *Shudders"
  11. Caz
    #11 Source
    BROTHER. *squint*
  12. VoxPopuli
    #12 Source
    Hi Dalph, really liked your intro.  As an even noobier newbie it is good to find a community with a lot of great members and excellent information so I totally agree with your comment that "rpgmakerweb is such an amazing place and a wonderful community"!

    Much luck and wishing you great success in all your endeavors.

    (...and since it took you 10 months to post your "formal introduction" you've inspired me to procrastinate another 8 months before I do mine! :guffaw: )
  13. Sharm
    #13 Source
    You've only been here 10 months Dalph? I thought for sure you'd been here longer than me. Well, welcome to the fourms! ;)
  14. Vexed
    #14 Source
    Welcome to the forums dark lord Dalph! :D

    Nice to see a fellow dark spirit around here.  :guffaw:

    Not that I haven't been seeing you around for the last 10 months or anything...
  15. Amysaurus
    #15 Source
    *GASP* A newbie!?!? Can we sacrifice it to the Dark Lord Da-

    Oh. 

    Oh I see.

    Welcome, and all that. There are cookies and tea in the back, so help yourself.
  16. Dalph
    #16 Source
    @cabfe:

    Shuddering is only one of the many side effects that I can cause yes, I'm like an expired medicine. ;)

    @Caz:

    BROTHER. *rolls eyes*

    @Vox Populi:

    Man thanks for the kind words and you have all my respect...procrastinating is not always a bad thing (it's fun in truth!). :D

    @Sharm:

    Sharm! Thanks! And yeah, it's been only 10 months...probably because I post\troll a lot, that's why I can give the impression of being an old member here, but in truth I'm still a newbie.

    @VexedEnigma:

    Thanks Vex! Oh and woah, a fellow dark spirit! Interesting...

    I see we both love being anonymous here...so damn cool, this place needs more creepers\lurkers like us. :)

    @Qtpi0121:

    You can still sacrifice myself to...

    ...myself!

    It's for a good evil cause.

    Also, thanks Dinosaur Queen, and you know how much I love hate your cookies.
  17. mlogan
    #17 Source
    Fine, welcome... You happy now?

    ;)   Seriously, probably one of the best introductions I've read.
  18. Dalph
    #18 Source
    @mlogan:

    So damn happy, you can't even imagine by how much (for the record, I'm serious not sarcastic).

    And thanks a lot mlogan, I did my best to appear as silly as possible...which isn't that hard for someone like me. :D
  19. doncht
    #19 Source
    Welcome aboard. Feel free to ask around too if you have some questions.