Illuminated Badassery: badass, insane, hilarious, twisted... you name it!

After much thought, I have decided to take down the downloads for Illuminated Badassery 1 and 2, due to them being far under my current standards of quality. I apologize if anyone else wants to play them, but since I am currently working on the final entry, I do not have the time or interest in updating them; especially since I'm going all-out on 3 to make sure it's the best out of them all, and I don't want the first two to give a bad impression, which is why they are gone for now. I will put the downloads back up eventually, but only after I do major updates to them so they are playable and are up to my personal code of RPG-creation conduct. Thank you.

For something to have such high MB. All I see is one audio file. And you must be joking for this. Well at least it sounds better than Kingdom Fantasy. I'll give you that.

@Archeia: Ohhh crap, lol; forgot to do that. Sorry, should be fixed now.

@Kaiserkami: ...not sure what you mean exactly.

its like the game is not there. all I see is one audio file. I've downloaded it constantly and it keeps showing me the one audio file.

No clue why that's happening.

My bro could download it fine from his computer with all the files. If a bunch of other people get the error, I'll reupload it.

This game, seems kinda like the humor was directed by a middle school kid, maybe a revision is in order

Yeah, some of the gags are a bit immature, I admit, but I at least tried to put some thought into most of 'em. :p

I'm going to have to agree with Morpho here. This reads more like the kind of joke project you make to laugh at with a few friends. The humour seems more or less evenly-split between in-jokes for you and your friends (which I'll never be able to get, since I'm not your friend) and "LOL BALLS FRIED CHICKEN SO RANDOM" (which is just dumb). I'm not sure I see the point of putting this on the forum, since by all appearances you've only made this game to amuse yourself and a few other people.

Well, the humor in the game itself doesn't entirely consist of hand-picked jokes I'd only get; some jokes do, yes, pertain to me, I admit (though with a bit of thought, you'll get some of the more questionable gags; they derive from obscure media); but I still tried my best to make the humor of the overall game appeal to most people, it's probably just a few of the screenshots where this impression you two got derived from. I understand that. I'm certainly not forcing you to play the game if you really do feel the whole game's humor is like this; clickin' that download link's your choice, really. But I assure you, I did try to branch out to most people.

But I digress. Play it and see what you think. Or don't. Again, your decision.

Updated the OP with a little guide incase anyone gets stuck. It's only really intended to help people get through the game and help them complete sidequests, but I'll update it later on with other info (items/enemies/etc) if demand's high enough.

V 1.1 is out. See OP for fixes and other changes.

I notice you are using some of my custom sprites in your game, (points at screenshots) not to mention you chopped the asses off of my custom dog sprites and tossed em into your battle scenes.

Yup. :p

Going to plan on uploading a few boss videos for those who request I do the boss they're stuck on the most, by the way.

so...since you use my stuff...and you know it's my stuff. Why are you not adding me in the credits?

It's common courtesy is it not?

Oh, yeah I'll add you.

I don't understand... is this supposed to be serious?

Tone-wise? Not at all, no.

Added a poll for DLC. Wondering if others want it.

sooo...why did you steal a Jack Frost sprite for this game?