Hi-Potion Allergy-Commercial Ad

So most of what I've done in RPGMaker throughout the years is actually theatrical, everything from cut-scenes to short comedic skits. I really enjoy the latter.

Last year, I fooled around with a few 'commercials' as though they were from a spoofy RPGMaker world.

I made one for the 'Raknovier Safety Wagon', which is done like a car commercial, with a deep voice and a soft piano led music score. I recorded it, but never made scenes to sync it with.

Anyway, I never recorded this one, and don't have a good setup to do so right now, but I did write the script.
For now, and probably for a while, this is the only way I can really share this art.

Woman in Commercial:

I used to love going on adventures. But when my HP started getting low, I thought my questing days were over. That’s when I talked to my doctor about Hi-Potion. It has all the benefits of a regular potion but its more than twice as powerful. Now, I'm back on the road to my next level up.

Male Narrator:

-Hi Potion is an over the counter medicine and is meant to be taken by adults, and should not be taken by anyone level 14 and under.

-Women that are pregnant or nursing should not take Hi-Potion

-While not common, some side effects may include dizziness, confusion or a loss of MP

-You shouldn't take Hi-Potion if you're allergic to Green Herbs or other RPG based substances

-Hi-Potion restores HP and is not meant to treat Poison, Sap or other HP Draining physical ailments

-Talk to your doctor immediately if you begin to bleed from your eye sockets after taking Hi-Potion

Woman in Commercial:

Having my HP down used to get me down. Thanks to Hi-Potion, I can go back to treating every day like an adventure.

Male Narrator:

'Hi-Potion. From the makers of Potion.'