Chapter II: Demon Hunters

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  1. Ralph needs recovery.
  2. kj3400 said:
    I would hate to have to fight a corrupted Ralph as a final boss. WHO WOULD TAKE OUR MONEY FOR BALLS? ;_;
    Cry, tremble and despair now, like you never did before weak mortal...hmph:

    Spoiler
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    Dalph:

    "Demon Hunters, this was part of my plan all along! Do you really think that I was your ally in this hunting? I only wanted more demon slaves!"

    Yelled the hooded man with a confident tone. His creepy evil grin was definitely going to haunt everyone until the day they died.

    Despite his scary appeareance for some weird reason his teeth were very nice, kinda unusual for a guy like him.

    "Ah, I can smell the fear in you...it's so beautiful!"

    Suddenly he materialized his scythe out of nowhere, it was incredibly sharp and infused with dark energy.

    Armed with his weapon he finally directed his full attention to the Demon Hunters and was ready to fight them.

    "The Evil Overlord took a break for today, my wife isn't around and Ralph is tired so he can't provide you loveballs! What will you do?

    I'm Dalph and my weapon can even cut the sky! Welcome-to-my-nightmare! muahahahahahah!"

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    - Dalph, The Negative Ralph -



    WARNING, WARNING. (seriously run away, you can't win this fight in any way!) TOTALLY UNBEATABLE SUPERBOSS APPROACHING.

    HP: 999.999.999 MP: 999.999

    ATK: 9.999 DEF: 9.999

    INT: 9.999 AGI: 9.999

    Loveballs and resistance are futile, you are all fated to fall! BOW NOW!
    For the record: This is just a silly joke, don't throw me anything...ahahahah
  3. Awww, man, I was getting ready to hurl everything I had at you.

    (Though without an updated spreadsheet, I have no idea if I have anything to use or not.)
  4. *Unlocks Omega Weapon's Ball Launcher Limiter*  Keep your sights on this one Omega, we have ourselves an usurper.
  5. Dalph said:
     - Dalph, The Negative Ralph -

    WARNING, WARNING. (seriously run away, you can't win this fight in any way!) TOTALLY UNBEATABLE SUPERBOSS APPROACHING.
    Hmmmmmm.... Eyes my balls thoughtfully.. ;)
  6. Dalph said:
    Cry, tremble and despair now, like you never did before weak mortal...hmph:

    Spoiler
    ______________________________





    Dalph:


    "Demon Hunters, this was part of my plan all along! Do you really think that I was your ally in this hunting? I only wanted more demon slaves!"


    Yelled the hooded man with a confident tone. His creepy evil grin was definitely going to haunt everyone until the day they died.


    Despite his scary appeareance for some weird reason his teeth were very nice, kinda unusual for a guy like him.


    "Ah, I can smell the fear in you...it's so beautiful!"


    Suddenly he materialized his scythe out of nowhere, it was incredibly sharp and infused with dark energy.


    Armed with his weapon he finally directed his full attention to the Demon Hunters and was ready to fight them.


    "The Evil Overlord took a break for today, my wife isn't around and Ralph is tired so he can't provide you loveballs! What will you do?


    I'm Dalph and my weapon can even cut the sky! Welcome-to-my-nightmare! muahahahahahah!"


    _____________________________


    - Dalph, The Negative Ralph -





    WARNING, WARNING. (seriously run away, you can't win this fight in any way!) TOTALLY UNBEATABLE SUPERBOSS APPROACHING.


    HP: 999.999.999 MP: 999.999


    ATK: 9.999 DEF: 9.999


    INT: 9.999 AGI: 9.999


    Loveballs and resistance is futile, you are all fated to fall! BOW NOW!

    For the record: This is just a silly joke, don't throw me anything...ahahahah


    Hmph, I forgot about you. Good thing we're on the same side.
  7. *whacks some sense into Dalph's head*

    999.999.999 DAMAGE! LIMIT BREAK!

    You know that I'm still stronger than you. *aims launcher*
  8. Omega Weapon said:
    *whacks some sense into Dalph's head*

    You know that I'm still stronger than you. *aims launcher*
    :guffaw:

    Love this post!
  9. Come now Dalph, do not let all your carefully constructed plans to ingraitate yourself in with the good guys go to waste. You know how hard it is to pull of a truly evil scheme if you break ranks too early. Hold your ground here.

    lol.
  10. Security system omega has been activated!
  11. I want to help, please let me buy 4 pokeballs.
  12. And this is the part where no one is safe because my programming says so. Everyone who genuinely wishes for this forum to be safe from evil, duck. NOW!


    *powers up the wave motion guns hidden in her leg spikes*
  13. Thank the heavens I have chaos control- *uses an emerald to make a giant force field*
  14. Omega Weapon, Laura, pet...you don't understand how things work apparently, that's why you're bound to be my pet forever and you'll never ever surpass me (no matter how hard you try). I'm still here, you barely tickled me with your attacks and you want to know why?

    Spoiler
    "You chose the dark path. The Crystal cannot cleanse your sins. You are bound by darkness forever! Die!" Zeromus - FFIV

    Do you really think you can stop Evil with Evil?

    That's a big nono, you cannot even touch me! You're an EVIL being just like me...your lazors are totally useless against your master. Bukarett is the only person who can save you all and you'd better hope that she will come soon.
  15. Oh Dalph - pretending to be big and bad and scary again. *pats Dalph on the head and smiles*
  16. I did not choose the dark path, at all. I just needed a fool who was willing to unleash me unto this forum. You don't understand the Weapons at al, Dalph.

    My alignment is not bound to light or darkness. I am bound to the very essence of the forum! You just let me out, and now you will pay.

    You merely unlocked my full potential, and you will feel it right here and now.

    *TERRA BREAK*

    There are more Weapons around, some may be known already, others hidden.

    I may be here on my own now, but my brothers can, and will, be here in the future.
  17. Your companions from the void will arrive soon enough Omega, though I doubt you'll need them.
  18. @Omega Weapon:

    Understanding Weapons? ahahahahahah! pls...weapons are weapons and they're meant to be used!

    It was me! I used and summoned you all the time, you were my weapon! You don't even understand it? You're bound to be propriety of someone and you have no will...you only have to obey!!!!

    Anyway, let's stop spamming the thread. XD
  19. That's the difference between a weapon and a Weapon. Capitalization is important here!

    *WMG's Dalph*

    You have no power over me anymore.

    (and TBH, this RP stuff is fun!)
  20. Ralph's gonna be mad when he comes back and finds his store in ruins. XD